Being rude and mean doesn’t make you cool
🔥 Moon in Aries: argues with their mum every time u come over. has 0% patience. can’t keep a secret to save their life. honest to a fault and won’t let u live!! sore loser. the classic angry drunk. gives really aggressive pep talks. can never sit still and always has to be doing something. has no qualms about naming and shaming u if they get hurt. if it doesn’t involve immediate gratification they’re not interested.
🌹 Moon in Taurus: eats more than anyone u know. everything they like is a guilty pleasure. honestly quite content w/ living the rest of their life on the dl. will devote every inch of their being to making sure that everything in their life stays the same because Change Is The Enemy. rarely gets upset but if u test them it’s ur funeral lol. invented the concept of ‘self-care’. the ‘nice but blatantly problematic grandparent’. always seems to be doing okay.
🗣 Moon in Gemini: y’all talk too damn much!! always ready to spill the tea but they’ll do it in a way where u can’t trace them back as the original source. impulsively talks about their feelings on the internet and then deletes the post within a matter of seconds. everything they say is so liberally doused in sarcasm it’s hard to tell if they’re joking or if it’s a genuine cry for help. actually good at small talk but doesn’t really care for it. clickbait in person.
🍼 Moon in Cancer: a massive fucking nerd. likes to be babied/be the one who’s doing the babying. settles for less than they should and falls in love w/ their own pain. craves stability but always ends up latching onto unreliable people who leave them feeling emotionally drained and unfulfilled. holds a grudge like nobody’s business. acts tough but everyone knows they’re a mess so they should stop trying so hard. Dad Jokes for days. “*sobbing* fight me”
🤳 Moon in Leo: really thinks they’re the shit. always doing The Most™. probably fans themselves when they cry. physically cannot keep it in their pants. u have to admit they’re pretty good at whatever they do (bc they’re obsessed w/ being the best). never admits when they’re wrong. has like 50+ ‘best’ friends. uses memes to describe emotions. refuses to get over it. their life is just never-ending drama. checks themselves out every chance they get.
🎀 Moon in Virgo: sees right through all ur bullshit. always busy. really doesn’t need to be stressing out about half the things they’re stressing out about. begrudgingly lets you copy their homework. will never admit that they need help. still haunted by that one bad mark they got like 10 years ago. u know they’re right but they’re really fucking annoying about it. stationery whore. ur probably taking them for granted.
💅 Moon in Libra: will do anything for that aesthetic™. forever weighing up how much love they’re giving and how much they’re getting back. queens of being petty. calls u out on ur shit but u never realise ur being called out. screenshots every conversation they have with u so they can annihilate ur ass when the time is right. lives for drama but won’t ever get actively involved in it. serial monogamist. writes death threats in cursive.
🐍 Moon in Scorpio: DRAMATIC AS FUCK!!!! won’t stfu about being a scorpio moon. remembers every damn time someone jokingly insulted them. thinks they’re misunderstood but they never actually bother to clear things up or clarify how they’re really feeling. knows what ur thinking at any given time. has a weird power complex and goes to insane lengths to be in control in any situation. good luck unlocking their Tragic Backstory™.
📢 Moon in Sagittarius: smarter than u think. puts too much faith into everything they read on the internet. goes off on a philosophical rant every 5 seconds and doesn’t realise that no one understands or cares. interprets the most insignificant things as ‘signs from the universe’. is never prepared for anything. suddenly turns into a Motivational Speaker every time u come to them with an emotional problem. obnoxiously over-pronounces foreign words.
🔎 Moon in Capricorn: every emotion is heavily scrutinised before being processed through a paper shredder. always going through something and no one can talk about it or it’ll push them off the edge. infinitely more accomplished than u. never knows what to do when someone’s having a breakdown. their idea of taking a risk is buying tissues from a different brand. probably thinks freeloading is the moral equivalent of armed robbery.
👽 Moon in Aquarius: knows something u don’t. mostly chill but occasionally goes completely off their rocker. identifies with anyone who’s touted as a ‘misfit’. leaves u on read. thinks they’re above human emotion. sometimes an sjw, other times just doesn’t really care what’s going on. always puts their phone on airplane mode then gets cranky when they’re not invited out somewhere. will deliberately butt heads with u out of sheer spite. shameless jaywalking.
🔮 Moon in Pisces: just doesn’t function like a normal human being. giggles at everything. cries whenever u cry. gets hurt no matter what they do. literally not even the same person they were 5 minutes ago. either overshares EVERYTHING, or remains a mystery no matter how long u know them for. doesn’t have an ounce of self control. everything goes in one ear and out the other - any practical advice is lost on them. won’t stop telling u about their weird dreams.
North node in the houses 🏡
North node in the houses: most times we feel unsure about following the path our north node has for us and we tend to follow our south node. The south node was our past lives missions, it’s easier to follow something we know so well instead of stepping off of the path and following our new future. The north node is our new future, it’s supposed to help us fix or work on the karmic debts we need to finish this life.
North node in the first house: having the north node in your first house indicates that the individual needs to work on themselves this life, they need to focus and put in work to becoming independent and finding their inner higher self. This will lead the individual to deeper understanding about themselves and find their own specialness within them.
North node in the second house: having the north node in the second house will make the individual have to abandon the path of dependency on others concerning wealth or physical values and force them to make their own path, make their own money. Often these individuals feel as though they aren’t good enough for such things so they will have difficulties overcoming these problems.
North node in the third house: having the north node in the third house means that the individual is supposed to dedicate themselves to communication. They should be open to many forms of communication and channeling, their mind to many different variations of knowledge. This is just through everyday life and learning from day-to-day.
North node in the fourth house: having the north node the fourth house indicated that the individual has a karmic need to start and form their own family. This is a good placement actually, it usually gives a good family stereotype for the individual to grow up around and then them use that as an example for their own future family.
North node in the fifth house: having the north node in the fifth house gives the individual a path of learning oneself through “fun activities” or recreational activities. This individual will have their creativeness heightened and influenced. They will be encouraged to create and enjoy their time, and live in the most inspiring surroundings.
North node in the sixth house: having the north node in the sixth house created an individual who needs to spend and focus their time on organization and stable schedule for their daily lives. They need to get more in touch with their body and form a healthy lifestyle for themselves, like nourishment and nurturing.
North node in the seventh house: having the north node in the seventh house gives this individual the karmic need to focus on relationships and concentrate on marriage and partnerships. This person must learn how to care and love his close family and anyone else connected to them. Also partners in business will be important.
North node in the eighth house: having the the north node in the eighth house may cause the individual to have problems concerning money and belongings. This native must learn to share, to give, and they will get back. This is about sharing and growing, being able to give and take resources.
North node in the ninth house: having the north node in the ninth house makes the person want to grow, learn and expand. This is much like the third house but this will be transforming, seeing and learning higher abstract meanings. It is important for the individual to focus not so much on the small things but the bigger picture.
North node in the tenth house: having the the north node in the tenth house influences the individual to act or follow the path of their father. This person needs to stride away from being a family person and focus on creating a dependent path, create their own family. Usually they follow their father who is a “good” role model and in that case they do well too.
North node in the eleventh house: having the north node in the eleventh house indicates that the individual should follow their destiny, their dreams. They probably would even succeed at getting or having their “dream job” if they do pursue it. This can bring good, unsuspected financial gains. Probably trough friends, family or even lottery.
North node in the twelfth house: having the north node in the twelfth house creates an individual who needs to spend a lot of time by themselves. They may have a lot of fears or phobias, they must learn how to fight against them and overcome them. This person needs solidarity and quietness to truly fight their battles.
i hate when its night time we’re supposed to go to bed…. like did u not realize that 1am-5am are the funnest times to be awake? why is it weird to sleep during the daytime nd do things at night? vampire rights!
how to adult:
- make lots of lists
- make your bed
- send lots of emails and only cry maximum 5 minutes before making phone calls
- scream only mildly internally when strangers talk to you
- laundry sometimes
everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting
once i remember why i was mad in the first place, it’s over for you hoes
